May 2013
47 posts
dietchola:
do twin boys have the same penis size?
normal people: oh he's cute
tumblr: he has good bone structure let's congratulate his parents
godsmangina:
So I’m sitting on the toilet and my brother opens door and I’m all like dude you scared the shit out of me and then I realised what I’d just said and laughed for a good 128 minutes
“1. Run away to Brooklyn. Rent an apartment with a claw footed bathtub. Commute...”
– 5 Exit Strategies (via tilthe)
“How far have you walked for men who’ve never held your feet in their laps?”
– Warsan Shire (via thatkindofwoman)
“Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the...”
– Chris Brogan (via c-oquetry)
opinionatedonion:
i once posted a picture of a chicken nugget on instagram and it got more likes than any of my selfies and that was an eye opener
April 2013
136 posts
