dietchola: do twin boys have the same penis size?
normal people: oh he's cute
tumblr: he has good bone structure let's congratulate his parents
godsmangina: So I’m sitting on the toilet and my brother opens door and I’m all like dude you scared the shit out of me and then I realised what I’d just said and laughed for a good 128 minutes
1. Run away to Brooklyn. Rent an apartment with a claw footed bathtub. Commute...– 5 Exit Strategies (via tilthe)
How far have you walked for men who’ve never held your feet in their laps?– Warsan Shire (via thatkindofwoman)
Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the...– Chris Brogan (via c-oquetry)
opinionatedonion: i once posted a picture of a chicken nugget on instagram and it got more likes than any of my selfies and that was an eye opener